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It’d like to thank the Academy… My “Say it With Penguins” banner was selected as an Official Honoree at the 16th Annual Webby Awards in the Banner Singles category.

It’d like to thank the Academy… My “Say it With Penguins” banner was selected as an Official Honoree at the 16th Annual Webby Awards in the Banner Singles category.

Fact: 2 out of 3 rhinos don’t know how to party.

Fact: 2 out of 3 rhinos don’t know how to party.

It’s a video… that’s a game. We shall call it a video game.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Penguins can’t spell words longer than 12 letters anyway.

Play with it here

Improve your penguinship.
www.sayitwithpenguins.com

Improve your penguinship.

www.sayitwithpenguins.com

Penguins need to learn how to sanitize.

Shall we just call this spot “number two”?

Silly penguins, hands are for people!

I present to you the gift of wasted time.
www.achristmasgif.com

I present to you the gift of wasted time.

www.achristmasgif.com

Not sure what to get that special someone for Christmas? Ask Twanta!
www.twanta.com

Not sure what to get that special someone for Christmas? Ask Twanta!

www.twanta.com

If you don’t get an Audi this Christmas, there’s always Plan B.

If you don’t get an Audi this Christmas, there’s always Plan B.

A message to all the kids out there.

A message to all the kids out there.

It’s true, Toronto had a Bedbug Summit.

It’s true, Toronto had a Bedbug Summit.

White pages. White polar bears. White crayons. At least it’ll be easy to keep within the lines.

Available for purchase at torontozoo.com/store

It’s about as difficult as seeing polar bears in the Arctic.

Available for purchase at torontozoo.com/store